Tanning topless is a feature of public beaches in the South of France
Whilst complete nudity is not permitted except on naturist beaches all beaches on the Riviera are topless beaches. Western culture has a hang-up about bare breasts, making the South of France rather special: many cultures have no problem with bare boobs, as Wikipedia points out.
Do you like exposing your boobs? Why compromise your tan and suffer two ugly white blobs . . . private villas with secluded swimming pools and
French beach resorts are the place to come to relax and tan . . . in the pool or in the sea . . . (Many thanks to the "rate my boobs" entrant for the photos above)
In France topless tanning is perfectly ordinary and lots and lots of ladies do it . . .
In France the body is beautiful and boobs often go bare on the topless beaches . . . all shapes and sizes - natural boobs . . . - you don't have to be Pamela Anderson to be beautiful . . . but here you'll find nice boobs if not huge ones and the atmosphere of chic French beaches is ideal for topless model girls to tan all over on a topless vacation. Whilst most women wear swimsuits or bikinis, naked boobs are commonplace on holiday on the free for all topless beaches. You don't have to be self conscious about not having perfect boobs. No-one takes any notice except, of course, for the purposes of collecting the topless photos for the boobs gallery for this page . . . so going topless is fine.
Would you like your boobs in our boob gallery on this page? Please email them to jean@antespam.co.uk Please email us also if you would like a "rate my boobs" feature in this gallery . . .
We made the boob of running out of batteries and coming with a camera which went psychedelic . . . we hope you like psychedelic boobs as well . . .
In addition to this survey of naked breasts on the beach which was made in a spirit of fun,
there was one topless woman who was so anorexic that her tiny breasts had entirely disappeared leaving only nipples, surrounded by ribs, bones, veins and sinue. She wore gold bangles and clearly thought herself beautiful. She looked like a dissection covered by skin with legs which were even worse. That photo was too tragic and obscene to appear on this page. If you can usefully help someone who is anorexic possibly with that photo, asking them what they think they are doing to themselves, it's here but please don't look at it for idle curiosity.
What boobs have you made when coming on holiday?
When you are in the South of France a visit to the Pam Pam on summer evenings won't disappoint if you want to see fantastic dancing. However the dancers are not topless there, but have clearly acquired a topless tan . . .
We found the following funny stories about topless bathing on message boards:
Lolly your boasting now every ime i read your posts i'm dead jealous and now your telling us you go sunbathing topless there would be an earthquake if i walked around topless. when i went abroad 6 years ago i did lie around topless and one funny thing happened, was lying on one of those blow up lilows in the sea and closed my eyes next thing i new i was right out and i started panicking my top was undone so when i got of blow up to swim back i lost it in the sea. when i got back to the seashore my friends where looking for me and they said they could spot me a mile of all you could see was this mad woman walking up the beach holding on to her boobs they had a good laugh at me. Moral of the story - don't go to sleep on a lilow floating in the sea with the wind blowing in the wrong direction!
Whilst looking for godesses thank goodness we didn't see anyone exposing their buttocks at the beach like this - wearing a skirt or trousers would have been most uncomfortable. Thank goodness they didn't make us entirely in their image!
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